tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19664585159437158372024-03-14T00:59:52.601-07:00One-Eyed Jackhey im on my wayJackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-82374626841795487182009-04-13T03:36:00.000-07:002009-04-13T04:10:08.326-07:00shitmy bad. i neglected this for a long time. oops..<br /><br />so you know you're famous when anything with your face or name on it sells.<br /><br />i went into 711 to get an apple. they had obama water. straight up, the packaging, the set-up, everything was cheap. the people who come up with these products are probably making bank with it. you smart fucks...<br /><br />here are some other products that you might encounter.<br /><br />if i could morally force myself to sell this to people, this would be my shit right here. CHI CHI CHI CHIA, SON!<br /><img src="http://www.hiptics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/chiaobama1.jpg" /><br /><br />i noticed that i read that twice and couldnt help thinking that the obamania potentially sounded like a STD.<br /><br /><img src="http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr73/hehateme/thong.jpg" /><br /><br />he's gone global now.<br /><br /><img src="http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr73/hehateme/chopsticks.jpg" /><br /><br />One of George W.'s favorites.<br /><br /><img src="http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr73/hehateme/BarackObamaToiletPaper2.jpg" /><br /><br />k. best thing while you're high?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TXTe8G5PQlU/SeMbabvi7SI/AAAAAAAAAA4/XFz0IqU0QxE/s1600-h/day+4+049.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TXTe8G5PQlU/SeMbabvi7SI/AAAAAAAAAA4/XFz0IqU0QxE/s320/day+4+049.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324129325419785506" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Wheat Bread.<br />Peanut Butter.<br />Strawberry Jam.<br />Whipped Cream.<br /><br /><br />A cup of milk and you're set...<br /><br /><br />btw. here's a video.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PagzqWG_tzg">April Fool</a>Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-32217794931621552612009-01-23T03:25:00.000-08:002009-01-23T03:28:13.806-08:00SAFE SEX IS GREAT SEX, BETTER USE A LATEX<embed src="http://static.ning.com/thisis50/widgets/video/flvplayer/flvplayer.swf?v=3.12%3A13995" FlashVars="config_url=http%3A%2F%2Fthisis50.com%2Fvideo%2Fvideo%2FshowPlayerConfig%3Fid%3D784568%253AVideo%253A10608701%26x%3DQthmgjcqNKDknKTO2mk9rCM24SzlmN7a&video_smoothing=on&autoplay=off" width="448" height="364" scale="noscale" wmode="transparent" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"> </embed><br /><br />i feel like a lil wayne lyric for the title of this post is quite appropriate since they ARE beefing.Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-79399512304772431612009-01-21T13:58:00.000-08:002009-01-21T14:00:47.703-08:00rain in riverside??its raining outside after God-knows-how-many days of scorching heat. Nice change of pace. I'm sorry I haven't been updating but dancing has been taking over my life. Vibe is here and I can't wait to perform. See you guys there.<br /><br /><br /><br />This fool gets smashed on like a fucking koopa. Sweet.<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/agenl3kuWsI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/agenl3kuWsI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-2949675284967256172009-01-16T17:02:00.001-08:002009-01-16T17:02:45.967-08:00comedy.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cPnRFkPWyDM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cPnRFkPWyDM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-44391709727014125902009-01-09T15:39:00.000-08:002009-01-09T15:52:07.772-08:00i've been clean for a week!!!sorry mj. gotta stop for a second to get my head straight.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TXTe8G5PQlU/SWfgRgxCTuI/AAAAAAAAAAo/YnhSoe8NC88/s1600-h/scarface-fuck-face.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 68px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TXTe8G5PQlU/SWfgRgxCTuI/AAAAAAAAAAo/YnhSoe8NC88/s200/scarface-fuck-face.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289442878827941602" border="0" /></a><br />scarface - high note. i lol'd when i saw this. DISCLAIMER: YOU WILL SEE FEMALE BODY PARTS.<br />just fast forward to 3:47 LOL<br /><br /><br /><object width="448" height="374"><param name="movie" value="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/wpGQpikr4QsqHaTy"><param name="allowFullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowNetworking" value="all"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/wpGQpikr4QsqHaTy" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allownetworking="all" allowscriptaccess="always" width="448" height="374"></embed></object>Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-51477956804293948672009-01-07T16:41:00.000-08:002009-01-07T17:09:19.024-08:00im feelin the..<span style="font-size:180%;">VIBE</span><br /><br />start off your new year proper n come through.<br /><br />this picture is a good approximation of how big this event is gonna be.<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ltd-vibe.com/images/new/backposter.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 1700px; height: 1100px;" src="http://www.ltd-vibe.com/images/new/backposter.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />THIS NIGHT WILL BE A SPECTACLE.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >for real, dont sleep on this shit.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">get ya tickets now before they're gone</span><br /><br />-jackJackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-72614734455805681342009-01-06T16:19:00.001-08:002009-01-06T16:20:53.960-08:00Freestyle Session #1<object width="425" height="344">im planning on posting a freestyle on a regular basis but im not sure how often. weekly? monthly?<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xJnl34bZNr4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xJnl34bZNr4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-45976271194155719382009-01-05T13:42:00.000-08:002009-01-05T13:48:09.644-08:00lol?What's up with rappers trying to do the whole singing thing? I understand if you got something to say.. but you could easily write a couple clever bars n do the deed.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/japanesecartoon">Japanese Cartoon</a><br /><br />Lupe. You are one of the greatest emcees out there. <span style="font-size:180%;">SHADDDDDDDUPPPPPPPPPP WITH THAT SHIT.!</span>Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-11175551286732296832009-01-03T11:40:00.000-08:002009-01-03T13:33:25.308-08:002008 is overSome words just need to be put to rest. If you were ever around the garbage that the radio spews out, you probably heard phrases or words that artists/rappers banked on to get them through an otherwise bland year in music.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Swag/Swagger</span><br />I dont know how many songs contain this word but if you're like me, you probably got sick of hearing it after the first time. Made infamous by the "Swagger Like Us" track, it just snowballed from there.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://hiphoploaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dggsjksc_9572dbf46scq_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 450px;" src="http://hiphoploaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dggsjksc_9572dbf46scq_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />My personal favorite is Hot Dolla - "Switch Ya Swagger Up". Hot Dolla really does need to switch it up cause he looks like a walking black male stereotype. Does this guy look like he's got <span style="font-weight: bold;">swagger</span><span>? Crotch grabbing's a good look, son.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Go Hard/Going Hard</span><br />Damn, I know how much you like to "go hard", Khaled but damn! Maybe its just a bit too much, you think? When I started hearing this phrase, I thought it was a cool phrase but me, I could never pull it off. As soon as DJ Khaled put it on a beat, it became the <span style="font-style: italic;">THING</span> to say.<br /><br />I can't hate on ya, Khaled; you make some NASTY beats. Those polos go <span style="font-weight: bold;">HARD</span> though, Joey. You <span style="font-style: italic;">gotta</span> tell me where you got them.<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/dj-khaled-out-here-grinding-ringtone.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 380px; height: 271px;" src="http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/dj-khaled-out-here-grinding-ringtone.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">It Ain't Trickin If You Got It</span><br />Now this phrase, I shouldn't even have to explain it. cause everyone knows..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Foreign Money<br /></span>As if rappers regurgitating a <strike>millie</strike> million ways to describe money wasnt enough..<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span>If you really think about it, it wasnt till late of this year that people decided that dead presidents couldnt satisfy their need for ridiculous ways to talk about money. Gotta move on to that new shit if the shit you're on is worth less than its Canadian counterpart. (I wouldnt even wanna compare the USD to the Euro lol)<br /><br />Arab Money </span><span>sounds mighty delicious right now. TITTY TANKS IN 2009!!<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2293/1515628975_b81409f8fa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 482px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2293/1515628975_b81409f8fa.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Autotune/Auto Vocoders</span><br />Oh My Lord, this shit needs to die. I know this isnt a word or phrase in a song but I can't be the only one out there that thinks it got old. FAST.<br /><br />Zapp & Roger - Dope<br /><br />T-Pain - Dope<br /><br />Kanye West/Lil Wayne/Ron Brows - <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NOPE!<br /><br /></span>THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING US SUFFER FROM YOUR GARBLED VOICE.<br /><br />Nothing like a crowd singing "Pop Champagne" to his well-deserved trip.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CJGD-gHO1g4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CJGD-gHO1g4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />signing off<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> -</span></span></span></span>jack<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span></object></span>Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-9298658580597054362009-01-02T13:22:00.000-08:002009-01-02T13:24:08.528-08:00keep growing<object width="425" height="344">a little video for the new year<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_gr30L6fAM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_gr30L6fAM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1966458515943715837.post-90581830100209040942009-01-01T18:15:00.000-08:002009-01-01T18:27:13.445-08:001st stepits a new year.<br />i cant wait to get this shit started.<br /><br />this blog is for you.<br />an ecletic mix of everything and nothing, just something for you to open your ears n eyes to.<br /><br />-jackJackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01417589569898167030noreply@blogger.com0